"I'd rather jump out of a flying car!"
~Mem.
"Faster Bethie, faster!"
~Jo.
"It's too floppy; I will just have to use my fingers!"
~Kayla.
"Alex fluff; it's the best kind of fluff."
~Alex.
"You know shit's about to go down when Beth starts shouting..."
~Laurina.
"PartyHatMan; He's just a different ball of wax."
~Shanice.
"Nothing like a ripped t-shirt and a smooth face."
~Mem.
"Alcomafrolic."
~Laurina.
"Cinnamonism."
~Me & Shanice.
"Toes make me ill. Especially toe nails. I've established my ankles and feet are weird and scrawny. I was looking at them most of this afternoon and thought, 'I have skinny scrawny ankles and feet'. My afternoon was thrilling."
~Mem.
"Is anyone having a hard time getting it on??"
~Tim.
"Him! HIM!! The one with the bald hair!!"
~Laurina.
Dave the Technician's Quotes! :
"I wouldn't be happier if I had woken up with my head stapled to the carpet!"
"We should grab Bev Claypool's head, and grate it against a tree."
"Why yes, I did escape from the circus..." *starts to juggle*
"I'm gonna get lynched if I'm wrong now!"
"This here is a hat. And a rather good hat it is." *holds up ceramic bowl*
Favourite Discussions:
Shanice: "Well he can be the exclamation mark at the end."
Laura: "And how would he do that?"
Shanice: (Matter-of-factly) "Hold the ball above his head."
Laura & Me: *face-palms*
Shanice: "What?... Oh, wait..."
~When me, Laurina and Shanina were discussing the cast of YMCA. Shanice had cleverly said that the sailor can be the exclamation mark on the end. This was the resulting debate. (Y)
Quotes from TV / Films:
"If you don't have heart, you have nothing."
~Cain, Tin Man.
"You have taught me that courage is not about being fearless; it's about standing up in spite of your fear. And you stood up."
~D.G., Tin Man.
Lisa: "But I'm so ANGRY!"
Marge: "You're a woman - you can hold on to it forever."
~The Simpsons Movie.
"Once you get that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards - checkmate."
~Zap Brannigan, Futurama.
Fry: "Oh! Oh! I'm getting one of those things! You know - a headache with pictures!!"
Leela: "...An idea?"
Fry: "Mm! Mm!"
~Futurama.
Daphne: "Dr. Craine, how is it so easy to love your family, but it's so difficult to like them?..."
Frasier: "Ah, that's one of the things that makes life so rich... And psychologists richer."
~Frasier.
Daphne: "Oh come on Dr. Craine, you can't say men never use sex to get what they want."
Frasier: "How can we possibly use sex to get what we want - sex IS what we want!"
~Frasier.
"I'm not bad; I'm just drawn that way."
~Jessica Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
"One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it."
~Kung Fu Panda.
Craig Charles's Quotes from Takeshi's Castle :
"Tug my bread!"
"Firmly grasping the hard slippery shaft between his legs - and he's just slipped into the drink!"
"As my old dad used to say: 'You can't do that with fairy liquid!'."
"♪Knife wre-nch!♪ - Practical AND safe!"
~The Janitor, Scrubs.
Famous Peoples' Quotes:
"Everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go; things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right; you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself; and sometimes good things fall apart so that better things can fall together."
~Marilyn Monroe.
"I have concluded through careful empirical analysis and much thought, that somebody is looking out for me, keeping track of what I think about things, forgiving me when I do less than I ought. Giving me strength to shoot for more than I think I'm capable of. I believe they know everything that I do and think, and they still love me, and I've concluded, after careful consideration, that this person keeping score - is ME."
~Adam Savage.
"There's nothing inherently dirty about sex; but if you try real hard and use your imagination, you can overcome that."
~Lewis Grizzard.
Daphne: "Oh come on Dr. Craine, you can't say men never use sex to get what they want."
Frasier: "How can we possibly use sex to get what we want - sex IS what we want!"
~Frasier.
"I'm not bad; I'm just drawn that way."
~Jessica Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
"One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it."
~Kung Fu Panda.
Craig Charles's Quotes from Takeshi's Castle :
"Tug my bread!"
"Firmly grasping the hard slippery shaft between his legs - and he's just slipped into the drink!"
"As my old dad used to say: 'You can't do that with fairy liquid!'."
"♪Knife wre-nch!♪ - Practical AND safe!"
~The Janitor, Scrubs.
Famous Peoples' Quotes:
"Everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go; things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right; you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself; and sometimes good things fall apart so that better things can fall together."
~Marilyn Monroe.
"I have concluded through careful empirical analysis and much thought, that somebody is looking out for me, keeping track of what I think about things, forgiving me when I do less than I ought. Giving me strength to shoot for more than I think I'm capable of. I believe they know everything that I do and think, and they still love me, and I've concluded, after careful consideration, that this person keeping score - is ME."
~Adam Savage.
"The world bursts at the seams with people ready to tell you you're not good enough. On occasion, some may be correct. But do not do their work for them. Seek any job; ask anyone out; pursue any goal. Don't take it personally when they say 'no' - they may not be smart enough to say 'yes'."
~Keith Olbermann
"There's nothing inherently dirty about sex; but if you try real hard and use your imagination, you can overcome that."
~Lewis Grizzard.
"Great spirits will always encounter violent opposition from mediocre minds."
~Albert Einstein.
"More and more of our imports come from overseas."
~George Bush.
"What does 'FEAR' mean ?... It means 'Fuck Everything And Run' - and you don't wanna do that."
~Saul Armendariz (a.k.a. Cassandro).
"The tricks the heart pulls on us are the most treacherous thorns collapsing the floral appendix of passion."
~Anon.
Personal Favourites...:
"The quickest way to a man's heart is through the vena cava."
"Men ask, women decide."
"If you can't be a good example, be a warning."
"You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks or even months over-analysing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, or would've, happened - or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on."
"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much flirting with the enemy."
"If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."
"Nobody is worth your tears - and the one who is won't make you cry."
"If it's worth having, it's worth fighting for."
"Hugs are the universal medicine."
"Everything will be okay in the end; and if it's not okay, that means that it's not yet the end."
"One way to get the most out of life, is to look upon it as an adventure."
"Everything happens for a reason..."
~George Bush.
"What does 'FEAR' mean ?... It means 'Fuck Everything And Run' - and you don't wanna do that."
~Saul Armendariz (a.k.a. Cassandro).
"The tricks the heart pulls on us are the most treacherous thorns collapsing the floral appendix of passion."
~Anon.
Personal Favourites...:
"The quickest way to a man's heart is through the vena cava."
"Men ask, women decide."
"If you can't be a good example, be a warning."
"You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks or even months over-analysing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, or would've, happened - or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on."
"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much flirting with the enemy."
"If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."
"Nobody is worth your tears - and the one who is won't make you cry."
"If it's worth having, it's worth fighting for."
"Hugs are the universal medicine."
"Everything will be okay in the end; and if it's not okay, that means that it's not yet the end."
"One way to get the most out of life, is to look upon it as an adventure."
"Everything happens for a reason..."
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